Here’s the new dilemma…
Tonight is my first date in 2 years. Before this I never actually went on “dates.” Neither with my first boyfriend or that one girl I dated for like a second. My first guy and I just sort of met through a mutual friend and then would hang out…they weren’t like dinner dates, first dates, or how-do-i-look dates. The girl and I just sort of miserably made dinner together at my apartment…while I usually just wished she had a mustache and a dick. Well, now I find myself going on a date with someone from cyberspace…at his apartment before we go out for dinner, tonight!
I’m calmly stressed out of my fucking mind. This really sets the precedent, ya know? In a relationship with two men, does the bringing of the flowers imply that one man is the man? What if I show up to his door with flowers and HE has flowers for me? Do we punch each other? Wrestle? Arm wrestle? All to establish who is the man…
Do I bring a bottle of wine? What does that imply? That we’re going to get giggly drunk and make out while we watch Dargeeling Limited?
Do I not bring anything? And risk being a complete schmuck?
Online dating is strange…he’s just a 2D image and a few texts…how am I supposed to establish anything from this?
By the way, I’m going out to dinner with the Cat Guy.